THINGS I TRIPPED OVER ON THE INTERNET TODAY, MARCH 29
Thing #1 - A music video made with vintage gay porn clips - NSFW
The Wanting is a great New Orleans band that specializes in Dark Southern Gothic tunes that make me want to light candles and burn some sage while wearing smoky eye shadow and vintage suspenders. Is that a genre? It should be.
They released this great music video featuring vintage gay porn that lines up perfectly with their song, “The Savior.” It’s super sexy and really well done. Check it.
PS - Again, it’s super sexual, so don’t watch t if you are scared of occasional glimpses of vintage peen.
Thing #2 - An online collection of Mexican generational family cookbooks
The University of Texas at San Antonio library system has assembled a comprehensive collection of Mexican cookbooks that includes over 2,000 titles in Spanish and English, documenting generations of family cooking styles from across the country. Some of them even have doodles in the margins.
Click HERE to see how to get access in person or online via their digitized collection.
Thing #3 - Lusty Russian space lizards drifting in space
A Russian satellite by the name of Foton-M4 was a free-floating love shack for about a week in 2014 when Russian space comrades lost control of it.
The satellite had five geckos on board so Russian scientists could observe the effects of zero-gravity love making. They also had plants and bugs on the space ship too. I assume for other experiments and not just to set the mood.
The Russians said they eventually gained control of the celestial reptile orgy but the tought of those little floating fuckers doing their thing makes me question whether we’re all not just some weird pervert’s little experiment that’s gotten away from them for a little bit while they were ordering pizza.
Thing #4 - Famous authors and how they’d react to that dick pic
“What happens when your dick pic is ignored?
Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun?”
Jamie Cricks, a strange hero I will never meet, came up with a roundup of ways that they thought famous authors like Jane Austen, Sylvia Plath, Oscar Wilde, and the above Langston Hughes probably would have replied if they lived in the world of today’s unsolicited dick pic culture.
Thing #5 - The oddly sexy ice-covered hippys that surf Lake Superior
Maybe it’s because I grew up not far from Marquette Michigan, or maybe it’s my deep seated love of hot dudes with big beards who tip their bartender, but I really felt this video in my uterus.
Surfer Dan lives in his van and spends his winter saving strangers and literally freezing his balls off but he also looks like one of the most content human beings I’ve ever tripped over.
Find out more about this, hopefully still eligible bachelor, who surfs the waves of Lake Superior.
Thing #6 - Some Finnish dude discovered bears do more than shit in the woods
So, allegedly, this Finnish dude was walking through the forest and happened upon these three bears standing on their rear legs and kind of dancing or something. Obviously I don’t have the rights to the photos but you can see them over HERE on Bored Panda.
Thing #7 - You can get keys that look like swords
A group called Hero’s Armory makes a line of house keys that look like nerd keys from all the nerd games, movies, books of Nerddom. Check them out HERE. You could pretend you’re King Arthur every time you slip it in.
