Some little bug is going to find you
I had some spare time today to dive into the Library of Congress and play with some of their older audio files - something I recommend doing if you ever get the chance. I tripped over this fantastic little ditty sung by Bill Murray and sleuthed out this YouTube so you could hear it for yourself.
Murray was one of the most popular singers in the country in the early 1900s and worked with almost every record label of the time.
So timely.