THINGS I TRIPPED OVER ON THE INTERNET TODAY, JANUARY 29

Thing #1: Hair flashes were totally a thing

I’d probably just wear one and keep my head shaved. Fashion.

Thing #2: Tiny doors in the Capitol Building

Nobody can tell me if the gnomes that live in the Capitol building were spared during the insurrection.

Thing #3: Eddie Vedor’s vocals from PearlJam Unplugged

Here are Eddie Vedder’s isolated vocals from PearlJam’s 1994 performance on MTV Unplogged. I hope you don’t go down the rabbit hole of wide leg jeans, Sharpie fingernails, and peach Schapps in your friend’s basement like I just did.

Thing #4: Nic Cage descends into Willy’s Wonderland as a sacrifice but kills everything else instead

Thing #5: The Muppets perform “Hamilton”