Hear me out ... a dictatorship-inspired potato boat

I guess the word has been jumbling around in my head for a while. You can’t blame me.

I was in the middle of an important work project the other day when it suddenly occurred to me … “What if there was a guy named Richard, and he had a house boat kitchen, that served just potato-based dishes. And it was called Dick’s Tater Ship.”

And now, thanks to the assistance of Artificial Intelligence, I can show you my retirement plan in an alternate reality. My brother suggested a shoe fry dish called “Elon-gated Fries.” I thought a “Putin Poutine” could be funny too.

Now I’m going to need to do a pop-up with someone.