When the only thing you have to wear to the gig is a slutty goth fairy warrior getup

Tactical Brewing hosted its big street party/birthday bash today and I was lucky enough to be asked to emcee.

The event brought back some armored combatants from the previous year, but under a new banner, “The Florida Rogue Knights.” These dudes are stacked. They’re so nice. But so crazy handsome it hurts. One of them (Derrick Flitcroft) even looks like the human version of Shrek.

As shown below.