I gave out a penis award

Fairvilla, a sexy retail chain based in Central Florida, invited me to be a presenter at their first annual F Awards last week, where I helped recognize 11 businesses that are outstanding in their field - sex toys.

The winners of the inaugural ‘F Awards’ were:

• Funniest Porn Title of the Year: Squirt Squad by BANG!

• Gift Item of the Year: Roast & Toast Mugs by Fashion Craft

• Best Accessory of the Year: Vesper by Crave

• Packaging of the Year: Sportsheets Saffron Line

• Apparel Brand of the Year: Escanté

• Wellness Item of the Year: Coochy Shave Cream

• Fetish Item of the Year: Kinklab Neon Wand

• Penis-Focused Item of the Year: Manta by Fun Factory

• Vagina-Focused Item of the Year: Moxie by WeVibe

• Best Pleasure Innovation of the Year: Trinitii by Nü Sensuelle

• Pleasure Product of the Year: Womanizer Premium by Womanizer

The winners were crowned at an awards ceremony during Fairvilla’s annual Valentine’s Day party on Thursday, February 6, at their flagship store in Orlando, hosted by Central Florida comedian Holly Frost.

I had the honor of handing out the award for Best Penis-Focused Item of the Year.